Spatula Ass-Whoopers: Butt Paste Application Made Easy!

Sep-15-2023 by Cosmo
Introducing Spatula Ass-Whoopers: the ultimate solution for hassle-free butt paste application! Say goodbye to messy hands and hello to smooth, effortless pampering. No more fumbling around with gooey substances - just grab our spatula and spread that paste like a boss. Butt care has never been this easy! Butt Paste Revolution Spatula Ass Whoopers

Boudreaux's Complete Rash Kicking Kit, Diaper Rash Ointment & Applicator

  • Boudreaux's complete rash kicking kit is the perfect gift for baby showers and new parents.
  • Boudreauxs Butt Paste Original formula features a thick, protective paste with 16% zinc oxide and maximum strength provides overnight protection with 40% zinc oxide.
  • Seals out moisture and helps keep babys boo-tay dry.
  • BPA-free diaper ointment brush applicator made of soft silicone to apply Boudreaux's Butt Paste directly on the diaper rash.
  • Free from parabens, preservatives, dyes and talc.
  • Pediatrician-recommended brand ProVoice Survey February 1, 2019 to January 31, 2020.
  • Kit includes 1 tube of original diaper rash ointment, 2 ounce.
  • 1 tube of maximum strength diaper rash ointment, 2 ounce.
  • and 1 Boudreaux's Butt Brush diaper rash cream & ointment applicator.
  • FSA- and HSA-eligible product in the U.S..
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Boudreaux's Butt Paste, Butt Barrier Ointment, Rash Prevention, 4oz tube

  • Boudreaux’s Butt Paste Butt Barrier is a clinically tested, hypoallergenic formula and is fragrance free to prevent diaper rash.
  • Boudreaux’s Butt Paste Butt Barrier seals out moisture for instant protection and daily prevention that helps keep baby’s boo-tay dry.
  • Easy to apply, the protective diaper rash ointment is a 98% plant-based* formula with Castor Oil.
  • Perfect for the diaper bag and the changing table -- it’s tough on diaper rash and free from petrolatum, parabens, preservatives, dyes and talc.
  • The only OTC diaper rash brand accepted by the National Eczema Association and that is pediatrician recommended.
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Boudreaux's Butt Paste Maximum Strength Diaper Rash Ointment, 2 Ounce Tube

  • Clinically-tested formula helps provide fast relief from diaper rash discomfort and instantly protects irritated skin with first use.
  • Thick, protective paste with 40% Zinc Oxide.
  • Seals out moisture for instant protection that lasts through the night and helps keep baby’s boo-tay dry.
  • With over 2x the rash fighting ingredient (versus Original Butt Paste), it's ideal for daily prevention and treatment of moderate to more irritated diaper rash.
  • Tough on rash and free from parabens, preservatives, dyes and talc.
  • Contains 1 tube of Boudreaux's Butt Paste Maximum Strength Diaper Rash Ointment, 2 oz.
  • FSA- and HSA-eligible product in the U.S..
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Boudreaux's Butt Paste Maximum Strength Diaper Rash Ointment, 2 oz & 14 oz Bundle

  • Clinically-tested formula helps provide fast relief from diaper rash discomfort and instantly protects irritated skin with first use.
  • Thick, protective paste with 40% Zinc Oxide.
  • Seals out moisture for instant protection that lasts through the night and helps keep baby’s boo-tay dry.
  • With over 2x the rash fighting ingredient (versus Original Butt Paste), it's ideal for daily prevention and treatment of moderate to more irritated diaper rash.
  • Tough on rash and free from parabens, preservatives, dyes and talc.
  • Pediatrician-recommended brand* *ProVoice Survey February 1, 2019 to January 31, 2020.
  • Contains 1 tube and 1 flip-top jar of Boudreaux's Butt Paste Maximum Strength Diaper Rash Ointment, 2 oz & 14 oz - perfect for the diaper bag and the changing table.
  • FSA- and HSA-eligible product in the U.S..
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Dr. Smith's Premium Blend Diaper Ointment tube 3 oz (Pack of 3)

  • Helps provide fast relief from diaper rash discomfort and instantly protects irritated skin.
  • Thick, protective paste with 16% Zinc Oxide.
  • Seals out moisture and helps keep baby’s boo-tay dry.
  • Ideal for daily prevention and treatment of mild to moderate diaper rash.
  • Tough on rash and free from parabens, preservatives, dyes and talc.
  • Pediatrician-recommended brand* *ProVoice Survey February 1, 2019 to January 31, 2020.
  • Contains 1 tube of Original Boudreaux's Butt Paste Diaper Rash Ointment, 4 oz.
  • FSA- and HSA-eligible product in the U.S..
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Boudreaux s Butt Paste Maximum Strength Diaper Rash Cream Ointment for Baby 4 oz Tube 3 Pack

  • Clinically tested baby diaper rash formula helps provide fast relief from diaper rash discomfort and instantly protects irritated skin with first use.
  • Thick, cream-like protective paste with 40% Zinc Oxide has over 2x the rash fighting ingredient (versus Original Butt Paste Ointment).
  • Seals out moisture for instant protection that lasts through the night and helps keep baby’s boo-tay dry.
  • It's ideal for daily prevention and treatment of moderate to more irritated diaper rash.
  • Free from dyes, preservatives, parabens and talc.
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Triple Paste 3X Max Diaper Rash Ointment, Maximum Strength Zinc Oxide Ointment for Severe Diaper Rash, 2 oz Tube

  • Maximum strength medicated diaper rash cream: Triple Paste 3X Max contains 3 times more zinc oxide than our original diaper cream to quickly treat a severe diaper rash, soothe your baby’s bum and prevent future diaper rashes.
  • Gentle yet effective zinc oxide ointment: Our hypoallergenic formula leverages the healing properties of 40% non-nano zinc oxide and combines them with nourishing oat extract, protective beeswax and more to soothe and treat irritated skin.
  • Butt paste forms a protective barrier: The ointment’s thick consistency provides fast-acting relief for existing irritation while preventing future diaper rashes.
  • Better for baby: As a pediatrician-recommended brand, our baby rash cream is free from fragrance, alcohol, talc, dyes, parabens, phthalates and preservatives, making it gentle enough for daily use and safe for even the most sensitive skin.
  • Triple Paste is celebrated by parents who simply want the best for their baby’s delicate skin.
  • store in your baby's diaper bag for on-the-go ease with other baby essentials.
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Boudreaux's Butt Paste With Natural Aloe Diaper Rash Ointment, 4 Oz, 2 Pack

  • Starts to soothe on contact, helps to provide fast relief from diaper rash discomfort and instantly protects irritated skin.
  • Light, creamy paste with 16% zinc oxide seals out moisture and helps keep baby’s boo-tay dry.
  • Formula contains plant-based ingredients, is petroleum-free, and is ideal for daily prevention and treatment of mild to moderate diaper rash.
  • Other ingredients may not be natural. Natural refers to the source of listed ingredients and allows for only minimal, non-chemical processing of these ingredients.
  • Tough on rash and free from parabens, preservatives, dyes and talc.
  • Pediatrician-recommended brand ProVoice Survey February 1, 2019 to January 31, 2020.
  • Contains 2 tubes of Boudreaux's Butt Paste with Natural Aloe Diaper Rash Ointment, 4 ounce each.
  • FSA- and HSA-eligible product in the U.S.
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SIBS Silicone Spatulas with Tong RED - High Heat Resistant BPA Free Dishwasher Safe Spatula Kitchen Utensils for Cooking Baking Mixing

  • High-Heat Resistant – SIBS Spatulas Is Made From High-Grade BPA Free And Certified Silicone. The SIBS Spatulas Are Made From Superior Materials And....
  • Multi-Function Spatulas – SIBS Spatulas Set Comes With Six Different Size Spatulas That Includes: 1 Large Spoon Spatula, 1 Mini Spoon Spatula, 1....
  • Easy To Clean – SIBS Spatulas Are Sanitary Designed And Are Easy To Clean By Hand And Are Also Dishwasher Safe..
  • Seamless One-Piece Design – SIBS Spatulas Are One-Piece Seamless Design With Stainless Steel Core. The One-Piece Design Prevents Food Buildup And....
  • Lifetime Warranty – We Are Customer Obsesses And Providing Lifetime Warranty Of Our Spatulas. We, Will, Replace Any Damaged Or Defective Product For....
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Butt Paste Spatulas

Attention, fellow warriors of the unconventional! Are you tired of the mundane methods of applying butt paste? Do you refuse to conform to societal norms and seek out unique tools for your daily battles? Fear not, for Spatula Ass-Whoopers have arrived to revolutionize your butt paste application game!

In this epic quest for the perfect butt paste spatula, we have scoured the realms to bring you the top picks and the most noteworthy reviews. Prepare yourself for a wild ride through the enchanted world of spatulas!

1. Inferno Blade Butt Paste Spatula:
This fiery spatula unleashes the power of the flames, ensuring a smooth and even application of your preferred brand of butt paste. Beware, only the most daring wielders can handle its intense heat!

2. Thunderstrike Butt Paste Spatula:
With lightning speed, this spatula delivers a powerful force of butt paste onto even the most stubborn of surfaces. Its electrifying performance will leave your butt feeling rejuvenated and ready for action!

3. Shuriken Butt Paste Spatula:
For the ninjas among us, this compact and stealthy spatula allows for precise strikes and swift application. Perfect for those moments when you need to administer butt paste on the go!

4. Hydra-Snapper Butt Paste Spatula:
This multi-headed spatula packs a punch with its hydrating capabilities. With each snap, a wave of moisture-laden butt paste spreads evenly across the targeted area. Moisturize like never before!

5. Mjölnir Butt Paste Spatula:
For those who possess the strength of a true warrior, this mighty spatula grants you the power to wield butt paste with the force of a thunder god. Your butt shall tremble at its touch!

6. Holy Grail Butt Paste Spatula:
Legend has it that this spatula possesses magical properties that can heal any soreness or discomfort with just one application. Seek out its mythical powers and experience the butt paste revolution!

7. Cosmic Wand Butt Paste Spatula:
Harness the power of the universe with this celestial spatula. Its swirling patterns emit cosmic energy, resulting in the most out-of-this-world butt paste experience imaginable.

8. Phantom Claw Butt Paste Spatula:
Stealthy and precise, this claw-shaped spatula ensures that no spot is left untouched. Its phantom-like abilities make it a worthy addition to any warrior's butt paste arsenal.

9. Samurai Sword Butt Paste Spatula:
Embark on a samurai's journey with this elegant and deadly spatula. Its sharp edge effortlessly applies butt paste in the most elegant manner, leaving your buttocks feeling as smooth as freshly polished armor.

And there you have it, brave comrades! The finest selection of butt paste spatulas for the discerning warrior. Choose your weapon wisely and never settle for mediocre butt paste application ever again. Join the ranks of the unconventional and let the spatula battles begin!