Reviews I Don T Want To Come Home

Secretly Loving the Smell of Suntan Oil

  • a sun tanning body oil formulated with tan accelerating actives for a faster, darker tan than ever before..
  • i'm perfect for when you want your tan dark but don’t want to lay out.
  • tan accelerating actives speed up the tanning process, which means less time in the sun for deeper, darker tanning results.
  • i’m packed full of ultra moisturizing oils to keep your skin hydrated AF too.
  • i'm 100% vegan, free of nasties like parabens and i love animals so am 100% cruelty free.
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The Angry Birds Movie (Theatrical)

  • ...o tell you. I could’ve been playing Roblox or Fortnite instead of wasting my time typing out these insights into this blue push button toy. If you’ve ever wasted 15 hours of your life watching Twitch streams or YouTube prank videos, I’m shocked that you haven’t just sent this purchase yet..
  • OK YOU SOLD ME, I WANT TO NUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE: I was getting worried for a second there. Don’t worry, every Nut Button comes with batteries included, ready to nut straight out the box. Every nut is handmade with care and satisfaction is guaranteed. Also, any adult reading this: if you’re wondering if this button is appropriate as a stocking stuffer, the answer is yes. It’s a timeless meme, and meme’s are for everyone. The Nut Button is a gag gift that can be enjoyed by the entire family..
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So I Met Someone

  • Want customization you don't see offered? Message me. I love custom orders. I make everything myself in my home workshop, so small changes or personalization are easy! That's the handmade difference.
  • Packed in cardboard and paper to keep non-biodegradable packing like foam out of the landfill.
  • Problems with my mugs are rare but do occasionally happen. Breaks in shipment? Dye runs in the dishwasher? Let me know and I will replace it. I swear I don't bite.
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If You're Happy and You Know It

  • ...o tell you. I could’ve been playing Roblox or Fortnite instead of wasting my time typing out these insights into this blue push button toy. If you’ve ever wasted 15 hours of your life watching Twitch streams or YouTube prank videos, I’m shocked that you haven’t just sent this purchase yet..
  • OK YOU SOLD ME, I WANT TO NUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE: I was getting worried for a second there. Don’t worry, every Nut Button comes with batteries included, ready to nut straight out the box. Every nut is handmade with care and satisfaction is guaranteed. Also, any adult reading this: if you’re wondering if this button is appropriate as a stocking stuffer, the answer is yes. It’s a timeless meme, and meme’s are for everyone. The Nut Button is a gag gift that can be enjoyed by the entire family..
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Mainstays Odor Neutralizing Room Spray PUMPKIN SPICE 4 oz 2 Pack

  • WORKS ON: AIR, CURTAINS, CARPETS & RUGS, COUCHES & BEDDING ,TRASH CANS and more!.
  • Home Pourri outperforms the #1 air care brand, NATURALLY..
  • Woof! Woof! Home Pourri is totally safe to use around dogs, cats, and children..
  • WARNING: You’ll probably become obsessed with this product and want to spray it on e-ver-y-thing. But, please use only as directed. Some hard surfaces may become wet when sprayed- we don’t want you slippin’ or trippin’! Do not use on fabrics that may water spot. Keep out of reach of children & pets. Do not ingest. Do not spray directly toward face. If eye contact occurs, rinse well with water..
  • Scientifically tested in a laboratory controlled setting against cigarette smoke, pet, and kitchen malodors.
  • Do not use on leather, suede, or silk fabrics that may water spot.
  • Tested by a third party laboratory to outperform the leading air care brand using the lavender sage scent.
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Fat Burning Furnace

  • Truth be told, the course did offer a good deal of value for your money. But, it was just too “out there” for me to firmly stand behind, so I can’t give it a top-star rating. It’s great for those who want to try something new, but don’t be surprised if it doesn’t work as well as it claims to! If it does work as well as it claims to, then it’s definitely worth your time! I hope you enjoyed this fat burning furnace review..
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Nativity Greeting Cards Religious Boxed Holiday Cards Greeting 36Pcs with Envelopes

  • ...very Christmas. If you don’t have time to buy one Christmas card at a time. These variety of Christmas cards can be a great and inexpensive solution. 36 Cards, 36 envelops and 36 stickers, contains everything you need to send a warm wishes during this holiday..
  • Countless Uses - These will work swell for you if you want to send your family photo in cards for Christmas. With these Nativity Christmas Cards you don’t need to say much at all. If you need something without a lot of writing but a nice Christmas card, these are simple yet meaningful. If you prefer to convey some element of your faith, these nativity greeting cards are a great solution..
  • Our Advantages – 6 different cards, 6 of each. Help you remember the true meaning of Christmas with a visual. Double Side Printed. Thick Card Stock. Beautiful Graphics. Clear, readable script..
  • See What Our Customers Have to Say – “I didn’t find a good selection of religious Christmas cards I went online to shop. It is printed on the most wonderful, heavy cardstock. I love all these small nativity scene on them also. I could not be more pleased with these. I highly recommend them.”.
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It's Me Norman. I'm an Interactive 18\ boy Doll That Tells Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes

  • Hi, my name is Norman. I am an 18’’ tall (13" sitting down) boy that tells hilarious knock knock jokes!.
  • Have you ever met a child who hasn’t told a knock knock joke? Neither have I..
  • I come with 50 knock knock jokes. Batteries are included and I am ready to go!.
  • I am interactive and I need you to play along with me. I want to be your best pal..
  • I am kid tested and teacher, parent and grandparent approved..
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Hunt for Tacos Mints - I Don’t Know Where Tacos Live Design Mint Tin - Novelty Candy for women - Peppermint Breath Mints, Sugar-Free

  • A FUNNY DOSE OF DIETING REALITY – These hilarious, unique mint tins are exclusive Gears Out Reality Mints, celebrating a topic many feel, but few have the words to articulate: I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for food. I don’t even know where tacos live..
  • FRESH BREATH AFTER MANY A TACO TUESDAY – With a whopping 1 ounce of peppermint mints, you’ll be set to fight cilantro breath for approximately 165 Taco Tuesdays!.
  • FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR EVOLVED CONSUMERS – Let’s face it, there aren’t many among us who would survive as cavemen. Hunt For Tacos Mints celebrates those who appreciate that they don’t have to hunt and gather any further than the taco truck or local grocery store..
  • FUNNY GIFT FOR THE TACO LOVER – People who love tacos, which pretty much includes everyone on the planet, will love this hilarious reusable tin. After the mints are gone, they can use it to store small items and continue to get giggles for years to come..
  • MADE IN THE USA – Celebrating tacos and instant gratification everywhere..
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Addall XR Brain Boost Supplement 750 mg/Capsule - 12 Pack (24 Capsules) - Ships in a Box + Free Pack of Vitamin B12 Pills (4 Capsules)

  • 12 PACKS – 24 Pills of ADDALL XR Brain Boost Supplement. SHIPS In a Protective BOX to ensure pills don’t crack of break + Free 4 Capsules of B12 BUY with CONFIDENCE.
  • INCREASED MENTAL FOCUS – Completely isolate your attention to the task at hand..
  • IMPROVE CONCENTRATION – Achieve high level awareness of the steps required to accomplish your goal..
  • INCREASE ENERGY – Can’t Stop, Won’t stop. More than enough energy to get the job done..
  • “I use to take adderall consistently but I hated the comedown that it gave me. I’ve been taking Addall consistently for the past month whenever I need it and I love it! No shakes, no come down and no feeling sad. The focus I get when using it is amazing too!”.
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