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Ass Savers Bicycle Saddle Mudguard, Regular or Big, Commuter, Road, Cycle Cross, MTB, Gravel (Spektrum - Big (for 30-50 mm Tires, up to 55 mm)…

  • EASY MOUNT & FLIP-TIP LOCK: Bikers can pop on these fenders as and when needed, with the easy no tools mounting mechanism. With the trademark flip-tip technology, bikers can easily attach these mudguards with a simple flip of the tip, as simple as a cycling cap. Unlocking is also simple, by flipping the tip back down and pulling backwards. Well engineered design helps with transformation from the flat form to a functional mudguard using a pre-folding process..
  • SADDLE BAG COMPATIBILITY: Ass Savers Big Mudguards are easier to install with standard rail saddles and carbon rails. Though there have been significant improvement in saddle bag compatibility, perfect fit cannot be guaranteed for all saddle bags..
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Ass Savers Bicycle Saddle Mudguard | Regular for 23-35 mm Tires, Commuter, Road, Cycle Cross (Feather Tropical - Regular (for 23-35 mm Tires))

  • EASY MOUNT & FLIP-TIP LOCK: Bikers can pop on these fenders as and when needed, with the easy no tools mounting mechanism. With the trademark flip-tip technology, bikers can easily attach these mudguards with a simple flip of the tip, as simple as a cycling cap. Unlocking is also simple, by flipping the tip back down and pulling backwards. Well engineered design helps with transformation from the flat form to a functional mudguard using a pre-folding process..
  • SADDLE BAG COMPATIBILITY: Ass Savers Mudguards are easier to install with standard rail saddles and carbon rails. Though there have been significant improvement in saddle bag compatibility, perfect fit cannot be guaranteed for all saddle bags..
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ASS SAVERS - Mudder Mini - Front Fender, 32-55MM

  • ... to 55 mm. It will not work on a road fork with narrow clearance or for fat bikes. The correct position is about 10 mm above the tire. Aligning the position to the tire and not the fork crown increases efficiency and is made possible by our custom hook and loop straps. Make sure that the mudguard doesn't touch your down tube when turning the handlebar..
  • EASY MOUNTING WITH INNOVATIVE STRAPS: The specially designed straps have enough friction to prevent the mudguard from sliding down on a conic fork leg. However, it needs to be tighten firmly to stay up. The open ended design of the strap will allow you to adjust the length and thereby center the position of the ASS SAVERS logo on the fork leg. You can also inverse the strap if you prefer to have a no-logo appearance..
  • PRE-FOLDING DESIGN: The secret to transforming a flat piece of plastic into a functioning product lies in the pre-folding prior to use. All the scoring lines have been carefully engineered to achieve locking mechanisms, self centering abilities, spring loading and material endurance. Please take the time to properly read the instructions to ensure the best performance..
  • LIGHTWEIGHT: Weighing only 21 grams (0.05 lb), MUDDER MINI is extremely lightweight, so you won't even feel it is there..
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Bathroom Joke Book: The Ultimate Bathroom Reader With 600 Funny Jokes

  • Blrlblablurble Blurp Gurgle* We all know those early warning stomach sounds that alert us to an impending and immediate bathroom emergency!.
  • You make the mad dash to the nearest bathroom, callously mowing down any man, woman, or child in your path..
  • You feverishly throw open the bathroom door, eyes bulging, struggling to prevent premature catastrophic sphincter blowout..
  • In one swift move you begin your ass's decent to the toilet seat, head-butting the bathroom door closed while synchronously dropping your pants with one hand and flipping on the light switch with the other..
  • The Party Pooper Fake Human Poop is the ultimate bathroom gross out gag..
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Ass Savers Regular Saddle Mudguard, 23-35 mm Tires, Generation 4, Maximum Protection, Rainy Rides, No Tools Mount, Patented Flip Tip, Lightweight, Stable, Self Centering, Commuter, Monster

  • EASY MOUNT & FLIP-TIP LOCK: Bikers can pop on these fenders as and when needed, with the easy no tools mounting mechanism. With the trademark flip-tip technology, bikers can easily attach these mudguards with a simple flip of the tip, as simple as a cycling cap. Unlocking is also simple, by flipping the tip back down and pulling backwards. Well engineered design helps with transformation from the flat form to a functional mudguard using a pre-folding process..
  • SADDLE BAG COMPATIBILITY: Ass Savers Mudguards are easier to install with standard rail saddles and carbon rails. Though there have been significant improvement in saddle bag compatibility, perfect fit cannot be guaranteed for all saddle bags..
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Ass Savers Regular Saddle Mudguard, 23-35 mm Tires, Generation 4, Maximum Protection, Rainy Rides, No Tools Mount, Patented Flip Tip, Lightweight, Stable, Self Centering, Commuter, Road, Black

  • EASY MOUNT & FLIP-TIP LOCK: Bikers can pop on these fenders as and when needed, with the easy no tools mounting mechanism. With the trademark flip-tip technology, bikers can easily attach these mudguards with a simple flip of the tip, as simple as a cycling cap. Unlocking is also simple, by flipping the tip back down and pulling backwards. Well engineered design helps with transformation from the flat form to a functional mudguard using a pre-folding process..
  • SADDLE BAG COMPATIBILITY: Ass Savers Mudguards are easier to install with standard rail saddles and carbon rails. Though there have been significant improvement in saddle bag compatibility, perfect fit cannot be guaranteed for all saddle bags..
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Ass Savers Regular Saddle Mudguard, 23-35 mm Tires, Generation 4, Maximum Protection, Rainy Rides, No Tools Mount, Patented Flip Tip, Lightweight, Stable, Self Centering, Commuter, Road, Black

  • EASY MOUNT & FLIP-TIP LOCK: Bikers can pop on these fenders as and when needed, with the easy no tools mounting mechanism. With the trademark flip-tip technology, bikers can easily attach these mudguards with a simple flip of the tip, as simple as a cycling cap. Unlocking is also simple, by flipping the tip back down and pulling backwards. Well-engineered design helps with transformation from the flat form to a functional mudguard using a pre-folding process.
  • SADDLE BAG COMPATIBILITY: Ass Savers Mudguards are easier to install with standard rail saddles and carbon rails. Though there have been significant improvement in saddle bag compatibility, perfect fit cannot be guaranteed for all saddle bags.
  • COMPATIBILITY: Ass Savers Regular Mudguards are designed for tires that are 23-35 mm wide.
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Ass Savers Big Saddle Mudguard for Wide Tires, 30-50 mm, up to 55 mm, Generation 4, Maximum Rain Protection, No Tools Mount, Patented Flip Tip, Lightweight, Stable, Self Centering, CX, Gravel, Black

  • EASY MOUNT & FLIP-TIP LOCK: Bikers can pop on these fenders as and when needed, with the easy no tools mounting mechanism. With the trademark flip-tip technology, bikers can easily attach these mudguards with a simple flip of the tip, as simple as a cycling cap. Unlocking is also simple, by flipping the tip back down and pulling backwards. Well-engineered design helps with transformation from the flat form to a functional mudguard using a pre-folding process..
  • SADDLE BAG COMPATIBILITY: Ass Savers Big Mudguards are easier to install with standard rail saddles and carbon rails. Though there has been significant improvement in saddle bag compatibility, perfect fit cannot be guaranteed for all saddle bags..
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Ass Savers Mudder Mini Detour Clip-On Gravel Mudguard (Black)

  • ... to 55 mm. It will not work on a road fork with narrow clearance or for fat bikes. The correct position is about 10 mm above the tire. Aligning the position to the tire and not the fork crown increases efficiency and is made possible by our custom hook and loop straps. Make sure that the mudguard doesn't touch your down tube when turning the handlebar..
  • EASY MOUNTING WITH INNOVATIVE STRAPS: The specially designed straps have enough friction to prevent the mudguard from sliding down on a conic fork leg. However, it needs to be tighten firmly to stay up. The open ended design of the strap will allow you to adjust the length and thereby center the position of the ASS SAVERS logo on the fork leg. You can also inverse the strap if you prefer to have a no-logo appearance..
  • PRE-FOLDING DESIGN: The secret to transforming a flat piece of plastic into a functioning product lies in the pre-folding prior to use. All the scoring lines have been carefully engineered to achieve locking mechanisms, self centering abilities, spring loading and material endurance. Please take the time to properly read the instructions to ensure the best performance..
  • LIGHTWEIGHT: Weighing only 21 grams (0.05 lb), MUDDER MINI is extremely lightweight, so you won't even feel it is there..
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