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Harry Potter Mischief Managed Marauders Map 5 Pack Ankle Socks

  • SUPER FUCKING AWESOME: not just plain old awesome. You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your outfit is on point. It's one of those amazing days and you're feeling super fucking awesome. Let 'em hear it!.
  • VERY BEST QUALITY: this pair of Blue Q Women's Ankle Socks is woven from 52 % nylon for strength, 47% soft, luxurious combed cotton, and 1% spandex for long-lasting fun. Imported. They measure 9.5"h x 3.25" w..
  • ONE SIZE FITS MOST: Fit women's shoe size 5-10..
  • EASY CARE: Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach..
  • YOUR CHANCE TO GIVE BACK: 1% of the sale of Blue Q socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders/Medecins Sans Frontieres. They're good people doing great things around the world..
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CJ&M Sweet 16 Keychain for Daughter, New Driver Keychain, Keychain to Son from Mother, Drive Safe Keychain, New Driver Gift, Fun Mom Gift

  • Material:High-quality Stainless Steel (don't tarnish, don't rust, and don't change color).
  • A great gift for son or daughter - Come with CJ&M brand gift box. Ready for giving.
  • This item comes hand stamped as shown to say "Drive safe because your Mom fucking love you".
  • Keep your loved one safe by reminding them each and every time they start the car, how much you fucking love them!.
  • Sweet 16 Keychain for Daughter, New Driver Keychain, Keychain to Son from Mother, Drive Safe Keychain, New Driver Gift, Fun Mom Gift.
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Kivosliviz Drive Safe Keychain Boyfriend Jewerly Gift Car Keychain Boyfriend Keychain

  • ❤Drive Safe Key Chain for Boyfriend Husband❤- Engraved “Drive Safe Because I Fucking Love You”. Keep your loved one safe by reminding them each and every time they start up their jeep or car or truck, how much you fucking love them!.
  • ❤Premium Material❤- Made of high quality 316L stainless steel, it is lead free, nickel free and hypoallergenic, it doesn’t rust, change color or tarnish. We use double-circle rings to connect the key chain and charms so that they will never fall off or break. YES NEVER..
  • ❤Package Content❤- It comes with a pack of professional jewelry polishing cloth, an after-service card and your jewelry in a bag, ready for gifting..
  • ❤100% Risk-Free Satisfaction Guarantee❤- We are confident with our products quality while still offering an 100% risk-free satisfaction guarantee, place your order by confidence right now!.
  • ❤Size❤- Key chain Dogtag pendant length 1.57inches(/40mm) width0.98inches(/25mm).
  • keyring diameter: 1.18inches(/30mm). Manual measurement allows for errors, thank you!.
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NobleWorks - 1 Funny Birthday Greeting Card - Sassy Bday Card, Stationery Humor - Late Card C7348BEG

  • INSIDE GREETING SAYS - Happy Fucking Belated Birthday! COVER SAYS - Although This Birthday Card Is Late I Really Think You're Fucking Great! So There..
  • SIZE - You'll receive 1, regular sized greeting card with 5x7 envelope. If you can't think of the right words to explain why you forgot someone's bday then let us do the talking for you. This belated bday gift will surely make your receiver smile..
  • BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD - No excuse is needed when your bday celebrant reads this awesome belated b-day greeting message. An elegant card with a wild and humorous message. Perfect for adults who just love jokes and cursing language..
  • The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional).
  • Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material.
  • Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact.
  • The stationery is made in the USA and Canada.
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Happy Belated BirthDay Pops

  • CARD'S INSIDE GREETING READS - Happy Fucking Belated Birthday! Cover says: Although This Birthday Card Is Late I Really Think You're Fucking Great! So There. - Sometimes it's unavoidable that we couldn't greet a friend or family on time. For those moments here's a humorous Belated Happy Bday notecard to give..
  • JUMBO SIZED - This 8.5 x 11 inch belated Happy Birthday features a silly adult humor that will surely make any receiver forgive you for greeting him or her late. It's never too late to greet someone a Happy Bday. Pair this large card with a wonderful present so you're sure your late greetings is forgiven..
  • BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD - It's better late then never, right? Pen a sweet and heartfelt bday greeting in this oversized greeting card. No need to explain why you're late what's important is the warm and sincere bday sentiments that's expressed in writing. A simple but truly meaningful gesture that anyone will love..
  • The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional).
  • Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material.
  • Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact.
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NobleWorks - 1 Funny Happy Birthday Greeting Card - Retro Woman Humor, Notecard Talk Bubbles - Mind Your Language C3229BDG

  • INSIDE MESSAGE READS: I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady. Happy Fucking Birthday..
  • SIZE - Some styles are available blank or with a greeting inside. Fits neatly in an elegant, sturdy 5" x 7" paper mailing envelope with a pointed flap..
  • Perfect, humorous stationery for writing Birthday wishes.
  • ships with envelopes. Card's cover pages are printed on coated stock and have a high gloss finish, while the cards interior pages are uncoated for a smooth and flawless writing surface..
  • SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!.
  • AWARD WINNING BRAND - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning, national brand. We’re an American based, family owned, stationery publisher and a member of the Greeting Card Association..
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NobleWorks - Pack of 3 Hilarious Birthday Greeting Cards with Envelopes (1 Designs, 3 Each) - Spew Profanities C3229BDG-C3x1

  • INSIDE GREETING: "I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady." "Happy Fucking Birthday." COVER - I do not spew profanities..
  • SIZE - Receive 3, regular sized notecards with 5x7 envelopes. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing..
  • USE - The perfect, humorous cards for writing birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men and women..
  • SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!.
  • AWARD WINNING BRAND - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning, national brand. We’re an American based, family owned, stationery publisher and a member of the Greeting Card Association..
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You are Fabulous Flamingos Princesses Crowns Purse Bag Hanger Holder Hook

  • CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS - Have a fucking fabulous birthday! Cover says: You are fucking fabulous why can't everyone be more like you? Put the YAY in their birthday with our cool and awesome notecard stationery. Designed with a trendy, bright and bold design, the joke adds more spice for your popular friend!.
  • JUMBO SIZED - We all got friends who are the centers of attention. Everything they do gets noticed. Its time for you to steal the spotlight for a few minutes with our hilarious 8.5 x 11 letterhead size greeting card! Guaranteed to bring giggles and laughter to everyone in the room!.
  • BIRTHDAY CARD - A birthday is a day that comes only once a year, and should be celebrated for countless reasons. An expression of thanks to God for being born and still being alive. Make the celebration memorable with our lovely happy birthday stationery gift card! Let this special person know you treasure him or her!.
  • The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional).
  • Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material.
  • Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact.
  • The stationery is made in the USA and....
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The Cotton & Canvas Co. Don't Kale My Vibe Funny Food Pun Porcelain Ceramic Coffee Mug and Tea Cup

  • Let Your Mug Speak for You: Our I'm A Ray of Fucking Sunshine mug is enough to make anyone smile, whether you use it at home or at your workplace, at your desk or in the break room. Share a smile with anyone on your gift list, whether they’re a boss, co-worker, employee, friend, family member, or anyone else. Break the ice with new co-workers and in meetings with this zesty, fun coffee mug, or give a gift without going over budget..
  • Lasting Quality: High-quality, smooth ceramic stoneware resists scratches and lasts a long time. The custom imprint is permanent and won’t lose its luster or fade. Your stoneware ceramic mug can be used with either hand since the I'm A Ray of Fucking Sunshine design is printed on two sides. Good for Any Occasion.
  • With an 11-ounce capacity, these mugs hold plenty of liquid and make great gifts for all of your special occasions: anniversaries, bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays..
  • Safe for the Microwave and Dishwasher: Use your mug again and again in the microwave. Wash it in the dishwasher after every use and still never worry about the design fading away or peeling over time. Cold and hot temperatures will not affe....
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NobleWorks - 1 Sassy Happy Birthday Card Funny - Hilarious Grown-Up Card for Women, Wife, Stationery Humor - You are Fabulous C6409BDG

  • CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS - Have a fucking fabulous birthday! Cover says: You are fucking fabulous why can't everyone be more like you? - This colorful, pastel colored greeting card features a funny cover statement that will surely blow any birthday celebrant away. It's the perfect way to say Happy Birthday!.
  • SIZE - Here's a 4.63 x 6.75 card that's perfectly sized so you can write those long birthday messages. Pen those exaggerated birthday greetings and make your friend or family feel your love on their birthday. Pen a funny personalized greeting to match the hilarious statements written in this cards cover and inside..
  • BIRTHDAY CARD - Show that special friend or cool relative how much you adore and look up to them with this one of a kind birthday greeting card. Receiving a greeting card as awesome and inspiring as this one will definitely make any birthday celebrant feel special. Best given only to your fabulous friends and family!.
  • The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional).
  • Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material.
  • Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact.
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