Crazy Good Coats: Waterproof Your World with Our Hilariously Effective Water-Based Coating!

Sep-30-2023 by Wookie
Rain, bring it on! Our Crazy Good Coats will waterproof your world like never before. No more soggy days or damp nights, this hilariously effective water-based coating keeps you bone dry. Showers? More like a sprinkling of confidence! Say goodbye to wet chaos and hello to a waterproof revolution. Stay Dry Game Changer

Rust-Oleum Odor Killing 305697 Primer Spray, 12 oz, 12 Ounce (Pack of 1).

  • EPA registered primer kills existing mold, mildew, and odor causing bacteria without extensive pre-cleaning.
  • Low odor, water-based coating cleans up easily with soap and water.
  • Covers up to 160 square feet, dries to the touch in 30 minutes and recoats within one hour for quick project completion.
  • Water based fungicidal protective coating works under any coating and aides in covering fungal stains.
  • ideal with ZINSSER Perma-White. Binds chalky siding, masonry, and metal.
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Pro Grip Rubberized Non-Skid Spray Coating (White, 5-Gallon) for Decks, Floors, Boats & Sports Courts – Non-Slip Rubber Paint for Concrete, Wood, Metal & Fiberglass

  • Pro Grip is a spray-on rubberized paint coating that is specifically designed to create a non-skid texture using our proprietary recycled rubber additive that creates enhanced safety and great comfort under feet and paws.
  • Pro Grip rubberized spray-on coating is a one-part water-based rubber coating that is resistant to water, stains, and most harsh chemicals. Pro Grip non-skid rubber paint can be used on both indoor and outdoor surfaces and is highly flexible and ideal for most locations.
  • Pro Grip rubber paint coating can be used on most metals, wood, fiberglass, aluminum, steel, and concrete. Every Pro Grip comes in the base color which is speckled grey and can be dyed using the provided dye kit to match the selected color.
  • Important: If working with concrete or asphalt please use a primer before application. Pro ....
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Superior RV Liquid Rubber Roof Coating 5 Gallon

  • Superior RV is a one part coating, based on new styrenic, thermoplastic, block copolymer technology.The product requires no catalyst or tape, and provides permanent, waterproof RV roof restoration Outstanding adhesion to TPO, EPDM. fiberglass, plywood, vinyl and aluminum.
  • Surface Preparation: Do NOT use RV rubber roof cleaners as many of these contain protectants that prevent adhesion of coatings. Surface MUST be properly cleaned. Remove all loose coatings and caulking that is peeling. Using warm water and Tide laundry detergent. Scrub or pressure wash, flush with clean water and allow to dry thoroughly. Do not use dish detergent. All dirt, oily residues, wax and surface treatment products, such as rubber conditioners, must be removed prior to coating..
  • ** Precautions: Do not apply this coating directly to Alpha Brand EPDM roof membranes or to pre-existing coatings without applying Superior Flexible Epoxy Primer first. DO NOT USE THIS PRODUCT ON SUPERFLEX TPO MADE BY ALPHA SYSTEMS OR DiFLEX II MEMBRANE MADE BY DICOR. THEY ARE IDENTIFIED BY A TEXTURED, ORANGE-PEEL SURFACE.
  • THIS PRODUCT IS NOT A WATER BASED ACRYLIC COATING. Please note a signature is required by FedEx upon delivery..
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Superior RV Liquid Rubber Roof Coating 4 Gallon

  • Superior RV is a one part coating, based on new styrenic, thermoplastic, block copolymer technology.The product requires no catalyst or tape, and provides permanent, waterproof RV roof restoration Outstanding adhesion to TPO, EPDM. fiberglass, plywood, vinyl and aluminum.
  • Surface Preparation: Do NOT use RV rubber roof cleaners as many of these contain protectants that prevent adhesion of coatings. Surface MUST be properly cleaned. Remove all loose coatings and caulking that is peeling. Using warm water and Tide laundry detergent. Scrub or pressure wash, flush with clean water and allow to dry thoroughly. Do not use dish detergent. All dirt, oily residues, wax and surface treatment products, such as rubber conditioners, must be removed prior to coating..
  • ** Precautions: Do not apply this coating directly to Alpha Brand EPDM roof membranes or to pre-existing coatings without applying Superior Flexible Epoxy Primer first. DO NOT USE THIS PRODUCT ON SUPERFLEX TPO MADE BY ALPHA SYSTEMS OR DiFLEX II MEMBRANE MADE BY DICOR. THEY ARE IDENTIFIED BY A TEXTURED, ORANGE-PEEL SURFACE.
  • THIS PRODUCT IS NOT A WATER BASED ACRYLIC COATING. Please note a signature is required by FedEx upon delivery..
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Granotone Speaker Paint Black 1 Gallon Texture Coating for Speaker Cabinets, Road Cases, Metal & Furniture, Roller Application, Water-Based

  • WATER-BASED PU RESIN:GranotoneRoller Grade Speaker Cabinet Texture Coating Paintmade up of water-based polyurethane, a plastic-based resin which provides a hard, durable gloss that is resistant to water and different kinds of chemicals. It has a tendency to stay on the surface instead of penetrating it so it actually makes the surface color lighter.
  • DRY FASTLY:If the paint takes a long time to dry, the more chance there is for particles, such as bugs, grass or dirt, to stick to the surface, which may damage your hard work. The wait is over now, GranotoneRoller Grade Speaker Cabinet Texture CoatingBlack Paint dries a lot faster. We care for your time as well as your hard work.
  • NO HARMFUL CHEMICALS: Are you worried about the effects of chemicals during painting? GranotoneRoller Grade Speaker Cabinet Texture Coating Paint does not contain any harmful chemicals or any raw material which contains VOC’s, it will keep you away from the harsh effect of chemical and the odor is not as distinct.This paint is abrasion and tear-resistant, also it is water and weather-resistant..
  • YOUR CHOICE OF TEXTURES:GranotoneRoller Grade Speaker Cabinet Texture Coating Paint suitable for rollerapplication.Create different texture by increasing the pressure on roller during app....
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Absolute C3LG 3-Feet Long/4-Feet Wide Light Grey Carpet for Speaker Sub Box Carpet rv Truck Car Trunk Laner

  • WATER-BASED PU RESIN:GranotoneRoller Grade Speaker Cabinet Texture Coating Paintmade up of water-based polyurethane, a plastic-based resin which provides a hard, durable gloss that is resistant to water and different kinds of chemicals. It has a tendency to stay on the surface instead of penetrating it so it actually makes the surface color lighter.
  • DRY FASTLY:If the paint takes a long time to dry, the more chance there is for particles, such as bugs, grass or dirt, to stick to the surface, which may damage your hard work. The wait is over now, GranotoneRoller Grade Speaker Cabinet Texture CoatingBlack Paint dries a lot faster. We care for your time as well as your hard work.
  • NO HARMFUL CHEMICALS: Are you worried about the effects of chemicals during painting? GranotoneRoller Grade Speaker Cabinet Texture Coating Paint does not contain any harmful chemicals or any raw material which contains VOC’s, it will keep you away from the harsh effect of chemical and the odor is not as distinct.This paint is abrasion and tear-resistant, also it is water and weather-resistant..
  • YOUR CHOICE OF TEXTURES:GranotoneRoller Grade Speaker Cabinet Texture Coating Paint suitable for rollerapplication.Create different texture by increasing the pressure on roller during app....
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Minwax 33333 11.5 Oz Aerosol Satin Polycrylic Protective Finish

  • ...SURFACES – Minwax Polycrylic Protective Finish protects and adds beauty to your interior wood projects, including woodwork, furniture, doors and cabinets. The clear top coat protects against scratches, spills, dirt and more..
  • CRYSTAL CLEAR FINISH THAT LASTS – The crystal clear finished offered in this protective coating is ideal for use over all Minwax Oil-Based and Water-Based Stains and colors, as well as all wood species including light woods like maple, ash and birch..
  • SEMI-GLOSS SHEEN – Give your wood projects a sleek finish with this semi-gloss clear varnish. It protects the natural beauty of the wood and offers a semi-shiny, sleek sheen for a bright, modern look. It’s non-yellowing, non-ambering and low odor..
  • ULTRA FAST DRYING – Get more done with this protective poly coating. It’s a fast-drying clear coat, which allows for quick recoats after 2 hours, letting you get projects done faster. Be sure to apply with a high-quality synthetic bristle brush..
  • EASY CLEAN UP – This water-based wood finish allows for easy soap and water clean-up, so you don’t have to stress about spills and big messes..
  • It can be used over bare wood and both oil-based and water-based stains.
  • Polycrylic has little odor, cleans up easily with soap and water and ....
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Basic Coatings STREETSHOE?Waterbased Wood Floor Finish Semi-Gloss 1 Gallon by Basic Coatings

  • ...SURFACES – Minwax Polycrylic Protective Finish protects and adds beauty to your interior wood projects, including woodwork, furniture, doors and cabinets. The clear top coat protects against scratches, spills, dirt and more..
  • CRYSTAL CLEAR FINISH THAT LASTS – The crystal clear finished offered in this protective coating is ideal for use over all Minwax Oil-Based and Water-Based Stains and colors, as well as all wood species including light woods like maple, ash and birch..
  • SATIN SHEEN – Give your wood projects a sleek finish with this satin clear varnish. It not only protects the natural beauty of the wood, but offers an attractive, classic sheen for a modern and subtle look. It’s non-yellowing, non-ambering and low odor..
  • ULTRA FAST DRYING – Get more done with this protective poly coating. It’s a fast-drying clear coat, which allows for quick recoats after 2 hours, letting you get projects done faster. Be sure to apply with a high-quality synthetic bristle brush..
  • EASY CLEAN UP – This water-based wood finish allows for easy soap and water clean-up, so you don’t have to stress about spills and big messes..
  • It can be used over bare wood and both oil-based and water-based stains.
  • Polycrylic has little odor, cleans up easily with soap and wate....
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Minwax Water Based, Oil-Modified Polyurethane Protective Wood Finish, Clear Satin, Gallon

  • ...eauty to interior projects, including woodwork, floors & more. The water-based clear top coat combines superior durability with the beauty of traditional polyurethane..
  • OIL-BASED DURABLE FINISH – Clear finish provides long-lasting protection and warm beauty to both finished and unfinished wood projects. Protective coating is ideal for woodwork, furniture, doors, cabinets & floors, and is available in a variety of sheens..
  • SATIN SHEEN – Give your wood projects a sleek finish with this satin clear varnish. It not only protects the natural beauty of the wood, but offers a soft, unique sheen for a modern, cozy and on-trend look..
  • EASY CLEANUP – Get more done with this protective poly coating. It’s an ultra fast-drying clear coat, and because it’s water-based, it has a low odor and easy cleanup with warm water..
  • A BRAND YOU CAN TRUST – Minwax is America’s leading brand of wood finishing and wood care projects. Since 1904, we have been inspiring consumers to Keep on Finishing. We offer consumers a complete line of products to meet every wood finishing need..
  • Clear, ultra fast-drying finish that combines superior durability with the warmth and beauty of traditional polyurethane.
  • It is water-based, therefore it has little odor and cleans up easily wi....
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1 qt Minwax 65555 Clear Polycrylic Water-Based Protective Finish Gloss

  • PROTECT WOOD SURFACES – Minwax Polycrylic Protective Finish protects and adds beauty to your interior wood projects, including woodwork, furniture, doors and cabinets. The clear top coat protects against scratches, spills, dirt and more..
  • CRYSTAL CLEAR FINISH THAT LASTS – The crystal clear finished offered in this protective coating is ideal for use over all Minwax Oil-Based and Water-Based Stains and colors, as well as all wood species including light woods like maple, ash and birch..
  • GLOSS SHEEN – Give your wood projects a sleek finish with this gloss clear varnish. It not only protects the natural beauty of the wood, but offers a shiny, sleek sheen for a bright, modern look. It’s also non-yellowing, non-ambering and low odor..
  • ULTRA FAST DRYING – Get more done with this protective poly coating. It’s a fast-drying clear coat, which allows for quick recoats after 2 hours, letting you get projects done faster. Be sure to apply with a high-quality synthetic bristle brush..
  • EASY CLEAN UP – This water-based wood finish allows for easy soap and water clean-up, so you don’t have to stress about spills and big messes.
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Zinsser Bulls Eye 1-2-3 Plus Water-Based Acrylic Primer (Primer White, 1-Gallon)

  • Use to prime exterior or interior surfaces including porous or glossy items.
  • Water-based formula has zero VOCs while still providing excellent stain and odor sealing/blocking.
  • Dries to the touch in 30-45 minutes and covers up to 100 sq. ft. per quart.
  • Creates a uniform flat-finish surface ideal for top coating.
  • Dries quickly to allow for top coating within 1 hour.
  • Blocks and seals stains, graffiti, and tannin bleed..
  • Approximately 400 square feet per gallon..
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1/2 pt Minwax 25555 Clear Polycrylic Water-Based Protective Finish Gloss

  • PROTECT WOOD SURFACES – Minwax Polycrylic Protective Finish protects and adds beauty to your interior wood projects, including woodwork, furniture, doors and cabinets. The clear top coat protects against scratches, spills, dirt and more..
  • CRYSTAL CLEAR FINISH THAT LASTS – The crystal clear finished offered in this protective coating is ideal for use over all Minwax Oil-Based and Water-Based Stains and colors, as well as all wood species including light woods like maple, ash and birch..
  • GLOSS SHEEN – Give your wood projects a sleek finish with this gloss clear varnish. It not only protects the natural beauty of the wood, but offers a shiny, sleek sheen for a bright, modern look. It’s also non-yellowing, non-ambering and low odor..
  • ULTRA FAST DRYING – Get more done with this protective poly coating. It’s a fast-drying clear coat, which allows for quick recoats after 2 hours, letting you get projects done faster. Be sure to apply with a high-quality synthetic bristle brush..
  • EASY CLEAN UP – This water-based wood finish allows for easy soap and water clean-up, so you don’t have to stress about spills and big messes..
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Minwax 233334444 Polycrylic Protective Wood Finish, Clear Satin, ½ Pint

  • ...nish protects and adds beauty to your interior wood projects, including woodwork, furniture, doors and cabinets. The clear top coat protects against scratches, spills, dirt and more..
  • CRYSTAL CLEAR FINISH THAT LASTS – The crystal clear finished offered in this protective coating is ideal for use over all Minwax Oil-Based and Water-Based Stains and colors, as well as all wood species including light woods like maple, ash and birch..
  • SATIN SHEEN – Give your wood projects a sleek finish with this satin clear varnish. It not only protects the natural beauty of the wood, but offers an attractive, classic sheen for a modern and subtle look. It’s non-yellowing, non-ambering and low odor..
  • ULTRA FAST DRYING – Get more done with this protective poly coating. It’s a fast-drying clear coat, which allows for quick recoats after 2 hours, letting you get projects done faster. Be sure to apply with a high-quality synthetic bristle brush..
  • EASY CLEAN UP – This water-based wood finish allows for easy soap and water clean-up, so you don’t have to stress about spills and big messes..
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Gorilla Waterproof Patch & Seal Spray White 14 Ounces Pack of 1

  • SEALS OUT WATER, AIR AND MOISTURE: Gorilla Waterproof Patch and Seal Spray is a flexible, rubberized coating that seals out water, air and moisture to....
  • EASY TO USE: The applicator nozzle has a controlled spray pattern providing a clean, even coat.
  • Once applied, the self leveling formula smoothly....
  • TEMPERATURE AND UV RESISTANT: When dried, Gorilla Waterproof Patch & Seal Spray is temperature and UV resistant resulting in lasting repairs (SERVICE....
  • PAINTABLE: Works with both latex and oil based paint.
  • When coating with oil based paint, use a primer first before painting.
  • USE ON: Roofs, Gutters, Skylights, Flashing, Chimneys*, PVC Pipe Joints, Windows, RVs, DIY Projects and More! Not for continuous submersion or....
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Water-based Coating

Introducing Crazy Good Coats: Embrace the Fantastically Waterproof!

Step into a world where coats defy the forces of nature and embrace the whimsical. Our revolutionary water-based coating technology revolutionizes the way you protect yourself from the elements, making those rainy days a thing of amusement.

Why settle for ordinary when you can dazzle with our hilariously effective coats? These vibrant wonders combine style with functionality, giving you the best of both worlds. With our water-based coating, you'll be ready to conquer any unexpected downpour, all while turning heads with your audacious fashion choices.

But wait, it gets even better! We've compiled the ultimate buying guide, featuring the top 14 water-based coating options. Say goodbye to indecision and confusion. Our guide offers a clear path to selecting the perfect coat that suits your unique style and preferences.

Our coats are not limited to mere rain protection. They are vessels of self-expression, transforming ordinary outfits into extraordinary ensembles. As the heavens weep, you'll stay dry and fashionable, evoking a sense of wonder and enchantment wherever you go.

Join us on this extraordinary adventure as we transcend the mundane and embrace the fantastical. Whether you're strolling through a drizzle or dancing in a downpour, Crazy Good Coats will keep you dry with a sprinkle of laughter.

Waterproof your world with our water-based coating technology. Explore the joy of defying nature while immersing yourself in an array of stunning designs. Don't hesitate; it's time to make a splash!